Wednesday, October 17, 2007

my arteries have elected a union rep and are making picket signs

I just ate a large Dairy Queen Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Blizzard.

Afterwards, I looked at the nutrition facts. 1,080 calories and 46 grams of fat.

I weigh 115 pounds. I need to lie down and hope for the best.

RainyBow

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RainyBow update (hours later): Went for a long run. Arteries clearly made alliance with stomach and esophagus as I tasted the blizzard a second time.

2 comments:

Complaint Department Manager said...

I see your Reese's and raise you a large Brownie Batter Blizzard...I almost got high off it.

Emory said...

OOooo!

Now that is a naughty indulgence. Mathematically speaking, and in accordance with FDA guidelines, you could have been considered a peanut.

Of course the fat in said 'blizzard' is chicken fat. So you may want to check your legs for feathers.