Tuesday, October 16, 2007

fortune cookies update (2)

Can't sleep. Watching Premonition (which is a terrible movie, btw) and eating random snacks. I just had a yummy fortune cookie. Fortune: An inheritance in the future.

Well, I think for once I've actually hit on a fortune. Hallelujah.

Of course, I'm still not happy. Not only is this fortune not a sentence (it's lacking a verb!) but, more importantly, it's not exactly a happy fortune. Sure, it says I'm going to get some money, but only because someone's going to die. And since I'm getting an inheritance, presumably this person who's about to croak is a family member or a close friend.

What the hell kinda fortune is that?



nwtlf said...

I agree, Premonition was a terrible movie. The best part of the dvd were the outtakes. Literally fell on the floor laughing to Sandy Bullock's reaction to the unexpected appearance at the car accident (don't want to give too much away...)

complain away said...

Argh. Read this too late. Movie was so awful that I threw it back in the mail without watching the outtakes. That'll teach me for attempting to have standards.