Has anyone else seen the craptastic new ad for Sarah Jessica Parker's new fragrance, Covet? I saw the trailer on the big screen at the movies tonight (yes, another movie; I know I have a problem) and I don't know if it gets much worse. Parker is in Paris, wearing a big white dress, black gloves, red shoes, and some horrific raccoon make-up. She sees a bottle--yes, a bottle--in a window that she just can't resist--which, naturally, happens to me all the time--and kicks in the window to get it. Thankfully, the police save the helpless bottle by dragging Parker away, and she begs the officer, in ridiculously bad, breathless French, "can I have a little spritz?" Then she's suddenly looking pitiful from behind bars (that's also the print, I think).
The whole movie theatre erupted into laughter. Not the good kind.
All of this leads me to ask: after a whack of Golden Globes, Screen Actors Guild awards and Emmys, a previous (successful) fragrance, a long list of movies, the title of UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, and a lot of Best Dressed titles under her belt, does Parker really need to do crap like this? My misguided purchase last year of bright red corduroy pants seems like a much smaller bad decision now.....
RainyBow
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
"i had to have it"
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If she doesn't start picking and choosing her roles/commercial spots more carefully, she'll go the way of John Ritter...Turn down a script, are you kidding????
Oh, and one other thing...Sarah Jessica Parker needs to be tagged in the head with a fungo bat.(Bangs Gavel)
Why will you never learn?---the author of this site is only good for one thing---working in blue movies,lying on her back in a brothel or walking the streets touting customers such as you with nothing better to do with your time but continually communicate like a pimp with this bone idle,useless barmy dragged up,on heat, shagging machine.
Open wide or be damned.
To I wank too,do you?--I fully agree with every word you say.
The admin of this page has always,and will remain for ever only good for one thing after defaming thousands with salacious comments.
OPEN WIDE,FLASH FANNY (LOL)!!!
What does one expect from a mere newspaper reporter AKA sewer Rattle Snake?
FLASH FANNY YOU SAY?
OBVIOUSLY THE ADMIND OF THIS PAGE IS A FANNY WIDER THAN THE OCEANS!!!!
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