teachings about porn from God lovers

I for one am so thankful for the new godtube.com site and all of its incredible teachings. Now I know the Christian way to react the next time porn randomly pops up on my computer (a situation that occurs almost daily, of course, since I can’t seem to reform my computer from its love for lewd material). I also got sucked in by the scintillating title of Christian Porn (7:45 I’ll never get back).

Seriously, people have too much time on their hands, n’est-ce pas?

RainyBow

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SunnyShine note: Please. These same Christians are the ones keeping the porn industry going. Does anyone really think this porn is accidentally downloading itself onto computers everywhere? Honey, I really don't know how these offensive images landed on my hard drive. Oops. Ted Haggart really isn't gay, he just sleeps with men....er....male prostitutes. Oops. There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Oops. I rest my case.

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RainyBow note: And these same Christians are the ones keeping the look-where-I-found-the-image-of-this-dead-holy-person industry going too. Remember when everyone flocked to that grocery store where the image of Mary appeared in the dirt on a wall? Well, now there’s this chiquita in Pennsylvania who cut into an eggplant only to discover that the seeds spelled out “GOD.”

Clearly this was a sign from heaven. Thankfully, as she writes, “the item has been preserved in a food saver plastic bag and is frozen in a safe place.” Because now all the rest of us have the opportunity to purchase said piece of eggplant on ebay for the low price of just US$1,000.

So far no takers, but all of you look-where-I-found-the-image-of-this-dead-holy-person freaks out there had better get your bid in soon.

I, for one, make a point of only purchasing atheist eggplant.