Wednesday, August 29, 2007

i'm more abrasive than assertive

So Fitness Magazine tells me. I just took their highly scientific "Do you complain too much?" quiz.

My complaints "can come across as whiny, harsh, or irritating..."and I should limit my "use of words such as always, never, and should." Methinks that would make me sound less opinionated and more spineless, which I guess they think will make me fitter... ?

Another helpful suggestion: I should express my "outrage by writing to the offender, then destroy the letter rather than send it." I wonder what they would say about my letter to Wing's regarding their fortune cookie fortunes. Which reminds me, those poor people at Wing's still haven't written back....


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