Wednesday, February 6, 2008


While checking our analytics today, I noticed that there are an inordinate amount of people who have found our blog while looking for something having to do with constipation. lmao. Here they are, for your viewing pleasure:

how to relieve constipation
how to relieve constipation immediately
how do i know if i'm constipated
+"relieve constipation"
+relieve +constipation
driving and constipation
hot yoga constipation
how to relieve constipation in a dog
how to relieve constipation in an hour
how to relieve constipation in one day
how to relieve constipation with yoga
relieve constipation immediately

I am starting to think that there is a constipation epidemic in the world. I did not know this; the blogosphere teaches so much.


RainyBow note: Ummm... thanks, Sunny. You think we got a lot of constipation traffic before this post--wait for the analytics after.

BTW, I told the friend whose relieve-constipation-by-heating-your-car-seats story is the genesis of all this misguided traffic. He is quite proud to be complainaway's number one source of lost and confused souls.


Complaint Department Manager said...

Like I give a shit.

(I tried to resist,I really did as I laugh while typing this)

Marnie said...

"hot yoga constipation" ????? Oh, please don't elaborate.

Whiner Girl said...

No shit? hehe

Emory said...

I could sit here for hours, and would still have nothing to say on the topic.

Complaint Department Manager said...

Alright now, cut the crap!

complain away said...

Emory clearly isn't using his heated seats these days.


Emory said...

Still sitting here.... absolutely nothing to add to the discussion.

Kim said...

Every time I turn on the seat warmers in my car I burn my ass and...then I can't shit because it hurts! Heated seats CAUSE constipation!

Complaint Department Manager said...

Kim, you tryin' to 'dump' on this conversation?

Kim said...