I promise this is the last one in the series, at least for a while.
I was at a friend's event recently and was making small talk with his friends. Here is the conversation that ensued with his friend who makes a living as a project manager (this detail is important for later):
Me: How has your summer been?
PM: Really stressful. My boyfriend and I are planning our wedding. It's so much work.
Me: Oh, are you getting married this year?
PM: No, next year.
Me: So it's a big wedding, then?
PM: Nope, it's just my boyfriend and me. We're eloping.
Me: Oh, so you're having a destination wedding. Where are you going?
PM: Oh, nowhere. We're getting married at City Hall.
Me [trying very hard not to sound bitchy]: So you're a project manager, and you're stressed out about a wedding next year with just the two of you at City Hall?
PM: Wow, you sound a lot like my boyfriend. Last week I had a melt-down over the wedding and he said almost those exact same words.
OK, you know where I'm going with this: that chick is getting married, and I'm still single?
Good times over here.
Friday, September 12, 2008
and i'm the one who's single, vol. 3
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Hmmm.
She could either be disappointed in the type of wedding, or nervous about commiting to Mr. Wright.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/woman_always_really_excited_to_be
Enjoy.
Now I must go project manage my way to the shower. I just hope the hot water will be delivered on time, the soap is staged, the shampoo is ready, the razor lined up, and that everything comes together for a successful washing.
Boo on you for your broken link.
Boo boo repair
🤔 DO SLAGS LIKE YOU GET MARRIED--NO NEED FOR AN ORGAN AT YOUR WEDDING AS YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD IT (LOL) 🤐
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